Subject: St. Patrick's Day Engagement
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Mar 17 2003 - 18:43:44 EST
"St. Patrick's Day Engagement"
An Irishman, by the name of O'Mally proposed
to his girl on St. Patrick's Day. He gave her a
ring with a synthetic diamond. The excited
young lass showed it to her father, a jeweler.
He took one look at it and saw it wasn't real.
The young lass on learning it wasn't real
returned to her future husband. She protested
vehemently about his cheapness.
"It was in honor of St. Patrick's Day," he smiled.
"I gave you a sham rock."
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"The O'Malleys" (A LadyHawke's Favorite)
Two Irish men meet in a bar. A man stumbles up
to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he
could buy him a drink. "Why, of course," comes
the reply.
The first man then asks: "Where are you from?"
"I'm from Ireland," replies the second man.
The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from
Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland."
"Of course," replies the second man.
Curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland
are you from?"
"Dublin," comes the reply.
"I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from
Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin."
"Of course," replies the second man.
Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks:
"What school did you go to?"
"Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I
graduated in '62."
"This is unbelievable!" the first man says. "I
went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62,
too!"
About that time in comes one of the regulars
and sits down at the bar. "What's been going
on?" he asks the bartender.
"Oh, nothing much," replies the bartender.
"The O'Malley twins are drunk again."
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