Subject: Bible
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Mar 16 2003 - 02:34:54 EST
"Bible"
A little boy opened the big family bible. He was
fascinated as he fingered through the old pages.
Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He
picked up the object and looked at it. What he
saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in
between the pages.
"Mama, look what I found", the boy called out.
"What have you got there, dear?"
With astonishment in the young boy's voice,
he answered, "I think it's Adam's underwear!"
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"School"
A little girl had just finished her first week
of school. "I'm just wasting my time," she
said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't
write and they won't let me talk!"
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"Funeral"
While walking along the sidewalk in front of his
church, our minister heard the intoning of a prayer
that nearly made his collar wilt. Apparently, his
five-year-old son and his playmates had found a
dead robin. Feeling that proper burial should be
performed, they had secured a small box and
cotton batting, then dug a hole and made ready
for the disposal of the deceased.
The minister's son was chosen to say the appropriate
prayers and with sonorous dignity intoned his version
of what he thought his father always said: "Glory be
unto the Faaaather. and unto the Sonnn.....and into
the hole he gooooes."
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