Subject: About Arguments
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Jun 30 2003 - 02:25:54 EDT
"Rogaine"
Bill has the typical observant wife. One evening
after dinner, she handed him a bottle of 'Rogaine'
hair restorer.
Bill told her while he was indeed starting to thin
out some, he didn't really think he needed hair
restorer yet.
She said, "Oh. It's not for you, it's for your
secretary, she seems to be losing quite a
bit of her hair on your jacket."
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"About Arguments"
Two husbands, Bill and Doug, were discussing
their married lives.
Although happily married, they admitted that there
were arguments sometimes.
Then Bill said, "I've made one great discovery.
I now know how to always have the last word."
"Wow!" said Doug, "How do you manage that?"
"It's easy," replied Bill. "My last words are always
'Yes, Dear.'"
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