Subject: Can't Find It
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Jun 30 2003 - 02:24:39 EDT
"Can't Find It"
Billy was excited about his first day at school.
So excited in fact, that only a few minutes after
class started, he realized that he desperately
needed to go to the bathroom.
So Billy raised his hand politely to ask if he could
be excused. Of course the teacher said yes,
but asked Billy to be quick.
Five minutes later Billy returned, looking more
desperate and embarrassed. "I can't find it," he
admitted.
The teacher sat Billy down and drew him a
little diagram to where he should go and asked
him if he will be able to find it now. Billy looked
at the diagram, said "yes" and goes on his way.
Well five minutes later he returned to the class
room and says to the teacher, "I can't find it."
Frustrated, the teacher asked Tommy, a boy
who has been at the school for awhile, to help
him find the bathroom.
So Tommy and Billy go together and five minutes
later they both return and sit down at their seats.
The teacher asks Tommy "Well, did you find it?"
Tommy is quick with his reply: "Oh sure, he just
had his boxer shorts on backwards."
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