Subject: The Five Stages of Life
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Jun 29 2003 - 17:38:27 EDT
"The Five Stages of Life"
To Grow Up
To Fill Out
To Slim Down
To Hold It In
To Hell With It
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"Things That Twenty Years Ago You Never
Thought you'd Find Yourself Doing"
Mall Walking
Eating seven bananas a week
Microwaving everything you eat
Getting hooked on TV Soaps
Not reading much after the sun goes down
Worrying about your cholesterol level
Wearing bathing suits with skirts .. again
Riding buses with herds of others your age
Joining an "elderobics" class
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