Subject: Insult
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Jun 27 2003 - 15:47:51 EDT
"A Test"
As the examiner inspected her tires, July's
foot slipped off the brake, and she rolled the
car over the man's foot.
Immediately, she put down her window and
asked, "Does this mean I won't get my driver's
license?"
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"Vegetables"
My wife asked me to buy ORGANIC vegetables
from the market. I went and looked around and
couldn't find any.
So I grabbed an old, tired looking employee and
said, "These vegetables are for my wife. Have
they been sprayed with any poisonous chemicals?"
"The produce guy looked at me and said, "No. You'll
have to do that yourself."
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"Insult"
One day a man approached Groucho Marx and he said,
"Please insult my wife. My wife loves your work. It
would really give her a thrill if you insulted her."
Groucho turned to the man and said, "Sir, you should
be ashamed of yourself: To be married to a woman like
that and not be able to think up your own insults!"
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