Subject: About Bouncing
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Jun 23 2003 - 14:57:35 EDT
"About Bouncing"
A little boy wakes up 3 nights in a row when
he hears thumping coming from his parents
bedroom. Finally one morning he goes to his
mom and says, "Mommy, every night I wake
up and hear you and Daddy making noises
and when I look into your room your bouncing
up and down on him."
His mother replies with, "Oh,..well...ah...well I'm
bouncing on his stomach because he's fat and
that squishes his belly down and makes him thin
again.."
The boy replies, "Duh, mom, that won't work
because the lady next door just comes over
every day and blows him back up."
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