Subject: What Color Was Her Hair?
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Jun 22 2003 - 09:28:30 EDT
"What Color Was Her Hair?"
A lady called in a repairman to fix her electric
clock.
He examined it and told her, "There's nothing
wrong with the clock. You didn't have it plugged in."
She replied, "I don't want to waste electricity,
so I only plug it in when I want to know what
time it is."
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"Smart Blonde"
A Blonde and a Lawyer are seated next to each
other on a flight from LA to NY.
The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun
game.
The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely
declines and rolls over to the window to catch a
few winks.
The lawyer persists and explains that the game
is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a
question, and if you don't know the answer, you
pay me $5.00, and vice versa."
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.
The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't
know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't
know the answer, I will pay you $500.00."
This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring
there will be no end to this torment unless she
plays, agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question: "What's the
distance from the earth to the moon?"
The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her
purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the
lawyer.
"Okay," says the lawyer, "your turn."
She asks the lawyer: "What goes up a hill with
three legs and comes down with four legs?"
The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer
and searches all his references, no answer. He
taps into the air phone with his modem and
searches the net and the Library Of Congress,
no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all
his friends and coworker, to no avail. After an
hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.
The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns back to
get some more sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes
the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse,
hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.
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