Subject: The School Of Hard Detergents
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Jun 21 2003 - 08:39:40 EDT
"Bubba and the Pizza Boy"
After the college boy delivered the pizza to
Bubba's trailer house.
Bubba asked:"What is the usual tip?"
"Well," replied the youth,"this is my first trip
here, but the other guys say if I get a quarter
out of you, I'll be doing great."
"Is that so?" snorted Bubba. "Well, just to show
them how wrong they are, here's five dollars."
"Thanks," replied the youth, "I'll put this in my
school fund."
"What are you studying?" asked Bubba.
The lad smiled and said: "Applied psychology."
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"The School Of Hard Detergents"
My son Mark was only 5 feet, 8 inches tall when
he left for college in the fall. He worked through
the Christmas holidays and didn't return home
again until the February break.
When he got off the plane, I was stunned at how
much taller he looked. Measuring him at home,
I discovered he now stood at 5 feet, 11 inches.
My son was as surprised as I. "Couldn't you tell
by your clothes that you'd grown?" I asked him.
"Since I've been doing my own laundry," he replied,
"I just figured everything had shrunk."
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