Subject: 52 Long Years
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Jun 16 2003 - 07:21:30 EDT
"52 Long Years"
An old man and old woman had been married
for about 52 years when one day the old woman
died. The entire family showed up to the funeral.
Every day after the funeral the old man would
show up at the grave with his dog and spend a
few minutes out there. About two months later
a priest saw the old man out there with his dog
and decided to go talk to the old man.
"Hello there. You know, we see you come out
here every day to visit your wife's grave and we
just think that so sweet. We were all wondering
if the dog is something that was special to your
wife since you always bring it out here with you."
"No, actually I bring the dog out here to piss on
the grave. I'd do it myself, but I'd get arrested for
indecent exposure."
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"Here Lies Leslie..."
A lawyer's wife dies. At the cemetery, people
are appalled to see that the tombstone reads:
"Here lies Leslie, wife of Jason Clark, L. L. D.,
Wills, Divorce, Malpractice, and Immigration
Legal Services, www.ClarkLaw.com"
Suddenly, Jason bursts into tears. His brother
says, "You should cry, pulling a cheap stunt
like this on Leslie's tombstone!"
Through his tears, Jason sobs, "You don't
understand! They left out the phone number
and Email!"
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