Subject: Things You Never Hear A Father Say
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Jun 15 2003 - 02:53:50 EDT
"Family Album"
A young boy was looking through the family
album and asked his mother, "Who's this guy
on the beach with you with all the muscles
and curly hair?"
"That's your father."
"Then who's that old bald-headed fat man
who lives with us now?"
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"Things You Never Hear A Father Say"
"Well how about that?.....I'm lost! Looks like
we'll have to stop for and ask for directions.
You know pumpkin, now that you are thirteen,
you'll be ready for unchaperoned car dates.
Won't that be fun?
Here's a credit card and the keys to my new
car---GO CRAZY
What do you mean you want to play football?
Figure skating not good enough for you, son?
Your mother and I are going away for the weekend...
you might want to consider throwing a party.
Well, I don't know what's wrong with the car.
Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies--
you know--that makes it run or something.
We'll just have to have it towed to a mechanic
and pay whatever he asks.
Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make
plenty of money for you to spend.
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