Subject: Do You Like It Greek Style?
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Jun 13 2003 - 12:04:10 EDT
"Do You Like It Greek Style?"
A man goes into a little neighborhood pub, and when
he sits down, he notices a beautiful woman sitting at
the other end of the bar. He waves to her, and much
to his surprise, she winks back at him. It doesn't take
long before he is on the stool next to her. They talk
for about fifteen minutes and then the man says to
the woman, "You're really hot!"
"You're pretty cute, too," she says to him. "I'll tell you
what. I live just around the corner. What do you think
about coming up to my place?"
"It sounds great!" the man eagerly replies. Before
we go up there though the woman says, "I have to
ask you one question: Do you like doing it Greek style?"
"Well...uh...I'm not exactly sure what that is," the
man answers, "but it sure sounds interesting and
I'm willing to learn! Let's go!"
So the two of them walk over to her apartment. As
soon as they get inside the door, the woman rips off
all her clothes. The man can't believe his eyes. The
woman has an incredibly beautiful body. "Now, you're
*sure*," the woman asks, "that you want to do it Greek
style?"
"Definitely!" the man replies.
"All right, then," says the woman. "Take off all your
clothes, and get up on the bed on yours hands and
knees."
"Sounds like fun!" the man exclaims. He leaps out
of his clothes and climbs onto the bed on his hands
and knees. The woman goes around and gets onto
the bed right in front of the man. She kneels down in
front of his head. She asks him again, "Are you sure
that you want to do it Greek style?"
"Yeah! Yeah!" says the man.
The woman grabs the man with her arms right under
his armpits, getting him in a lock hold. He can't move
at all, and his head is pressing right into her chest.
One more time she says, "Are you sure that you want
to do it Greek style?"
The man's muffled voice can barely be heard from
between her breasts. "Yeah!" he mumbles, "Greek
style!"
The woman's grip on him tightens like a vice to where
he couldn't get away if he tried, and she yells out, . . .
"Hey Nikos, he's ready!"
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