Subject: Condoms Ain't Us...
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Jun 05 2003 - 10:09:57 EDT
"Condoms Ain't Us..."
A redneck goes to a pharmacist and says:
"I got a hot date tonight, an' I need me some
pertection. How much is a pack a' dem
rubbers gonna cost me?"
The pharmacist responds: "A three-pack of
condoms is $4.99 with tax."
To which the redneck replies: "TACKS!
Gawd a' mighty, .....don't they stay on by
themselves?"
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