Subject: A Prison Break
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Jul 29 2003 - 08:16:39 EDT
"A Prison Break"
A prisoner escapes from a prison where he
had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away,
he finds a house and breaks into it looking for
money and guns...but, he finds a young couple
in bed. He orders the guy out of bed, ties him up
on a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed, he
gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then
gets up and goes to the bathroom.
While he is in there, the husband tells his wife :
"Listen! This guy is an escaped prisoner, look at
his clothes! He probably has spent lots of time in
prison and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw
how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex...don't
resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you...
give him satisfaction! This guy must be dangerous!
And, if he gets angry, he will kill us! Be strong, honey.
I love you!"
The wife responds: "He was not kissing my neck.
He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was
gay, found you very sexy and asked if we kept any
Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love
you, too!!"
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