Subject: The Flaky Date
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Jul 29 2003 - 08:16:15 EDT
"The Flaky Date"
I dated this flaky woman one time.
Upon picking her up for dinner, she said,
"I hope you don't mind, but I'm feeling
a little schizophrenic tonight."
"Good!" I said. "That makes the four of us."
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"Psych R Us"
Announcement: the mental-disease-of-the-month
club is being disbanded immediately. The reasons
being:
1. During dipsomania month, the club party spent
10 times its budget on refreshments.
2. During kleptomania month, all of the club furnishings
were removed, and (as aforementioned) the budget
was already spent and gone.
3. During megalomania month, the club organization
broke down due to having sixteen claimants to being
Club President, etc.
4. During multiple personality month, our club roster
roughly tripled in size with no increase in dues.
5. During paranoia month, the inflated roster dropped
to zero as each member changed his or her mailing
address and left no forwarding address for the club.
You members were obviously out to ruin us; it's all
clear now. It took all our remaining personal savings
to track you all down. Therefore, here is your last
installment: clinical depression. Have a nice day."
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