Subject: Dog At The Movies
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Jul 27 2003 - 11:19:03 EDT
"Dog At The Movies"
A man follows a woman, who has a dog on
a leash, out of a movie theatre. He stops her
and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I couldn't
help but notice that your dog was really into the
movie. He cried at the right spots, he moved
nervously in his seat at the boring parts, but
most of all, he laughed like crazy at the funny
parts. Don't you find it unusual?"
"Yes," she replied, "I found it very unusual.
He hated the book!"
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"A Talking Dog"
There was a guy who took his dog into a bar.
Upon seeing the dog, the bartender tells the
owner that dogs were not allowed into the bar.
"Oh, this dog is special. This dog can talk,"
the owner said.
"Really," the bartender replied, "Sure it can
'speak,' like almost any dog."
"No," the owner said, "This dog can actually talk
like a normal human."
The bartender couldn't believe this for one second.
He then decided to make a bet with the owner. "I
tell you what, I'll give you free drinks for the evening
if that dog can do what you're saying."
The owner turns to the dog and asks, "What is the
top of the house?" The dog answers, "Roof!"
The dog owner continues, "What is my name?"
The dog answers, "Ralph!"
Then dog owner asks the dog, "Who was the greatest
baseball player of all time?" The dog answers, "Ruth!"
Upon hearing this, the bartender picks up the owner
and the dog and throws them out the door.
While sitting on the sidewalk, the dog turns to the
owner quite confused,
"What? Ty Cobb?!?"
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