Subject: Two Southern Gals
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Jul 27 2003 - 11:18:22 EDT
"Two Southern Gals"
Two southern girls from South Carolina were
sitting on their front porch one evening. One
girl had just arrived back from New York and
she was telling her girlfriend about some of the
sites she had seen in the big city.
In a heavy southern drawl, she says, "You know,
they have women up there who have sex with
other women."
In a whispered voice, her friend replies, "Oh, my!
What do they call them?"
"They call them lesbians."
"And there's men who have sex with other men,"
says the women. "They call them homosexuals."
Then, she pauses, lowers her voice even more
and says, "And, they have these men up there that
will put their face in a woman's privates and kiss
and lick all around..."
"Do tell!" gasps her friend, "What do they call them?"
"Heck if I know, I just patted him on the head and
called him . . . Precious."
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