Subject: The Preacher's Wife
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Jul 27 2003 - 03:31:48 EDT
"The Preacher's Wife"
Gladys was the preacher's wife and accompanied
her husband each Sunday to Church. One
particular Sunday when the sermon seemed to
go on forever, many in the congregation fell asleep.
After the service, to be sociable, she walked up to
a very sleepy looking gentleman. In an attempt to
revive him from his stupor, she extended her
hand in greeting, and said, "Hello, I'm Gladys Dunn."
To which the gentleman replied, "You're not the
only one!"
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"A Church Firing"
A church had a man in the choir who couldn't sing.
Several people hinted to him that he could serve in
other places, but he continued to come to the choir.
The choir director became desperate and went to
the pastor.
"You've got to get that man out of the choir," he
said. "If you don't, I'm going to resign. The choir
members are going to quit too. Please do something."
So the pastor went to the man and suggested,
"Perhaps you should leave the choir."
"Why should I get out of the choir?" he asked.
"Well, five or six people have told me you can't sing,"
answered the pastor.
That's nothing," the man snorted. "At least fifty
people have told me that you can't preach!"
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