Subject: Dogs and Lightbulbs
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Jul 27 2003 - 03:24:51 EDT
"Dogs and Lightbulbs"
How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is
young. We've got our whole lives ahead of us and
you're inside worrying about a stupid lightbulb?
Border collie: Just one. and I'll replace any wiring
that's not up tocode.
German Shepard: I'll guard the lightbulb while you
decide. Back off!
Dachsund: I can't reach the stupid light!
Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the border collie's ear
and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the
house, my nails will be dry.
Rottweiler: Go ahead - make me!
Shi-Tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Leave it for the
servants.
Lab: Oh, me, ME!! Pleeeeeeze let ME change
the bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh, Huh, can I??
Malamute: Let the border collie do it. You can
feed me while he's busy.
Chow Chow: I'm with the malamute. After I take
my nap, that is!
Akita: I'm with the chow and malamute - what's
for dinner?
Jack Russell: I can reach it! I can reach it - I just
KNOW I can! Another 20 jumps and it's ALL mine!!
Cocker spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on
the carpet in the dark.
Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
Hound dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
Pointer: I see it, there it is, rrrrrriiiiiiiiiiight there.
Doberman: I'm with the Malamute, Chow and
Akita. You can pet me while he's busy and I'll
guard you from the others while you're petting ME!
Did I mention I'll be getting ALL of the attention
while he's busy changing the lightbulb?
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