Subject: Observations
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Jul 26 2003 - 02:52:48 EDT
"Observations"
- I don't do drugs. I get the same effect just
standing up fast.
- Sign in a Chinese Pet Store: "Buy one dog,
get one flea..."
- I live in my own little world. But it's OK. They
know me here.
- I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted
a screamer or a moaner.
- If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport
the terminal?
- I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too
many of them get elected.
- When they say 'nothing' is better than their
product I figure they must know what they're
talking about, so I always choose 'nothing'.
- I love being married. It's so great to find that
one special person you want to annoy for the
rest of your life.
- I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore,
I am perfect.
- Every day I beat my own previous record for
number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.
- How come we choose from just two people
to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
- Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.
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