Subject: Blonde Hostess
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Jul 26 2003 - 02:39:27 EDT
"What Time Is It?"
A blonde is walking down the street and stops
a man to ask for the time.
The man, looking at his watch, helpfully responds,
"Why, certainly! The time is now four o'clock."
The blonde scratches her head and says, "You
know, it's really weird. I've been asking people that
question all day long, and each time I get a different
answer!"
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"Blonde Hostess"
A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde
gathering, and his hostess naturally broached
the subject in which the doctor was most at ease.
"Would you mind telling me, Doctor," she asked,
"how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody
who appears completely normal?"
"That's easy," he replied. "You ask them a simple
question which everyone should be able to answer
with no trouble. If they hesitate, that puts you on
the right track."
"What sort of question would you ask, Doctor?"
"Well, you might ask him..."Captain Cook made
three trips around the world and died during one
of them. Which one?'"
The blonde thought a moment, then said with a
nervous laugh - "You wouldn't happen to have
another example would you? I must confess I
don't know much about history."
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