Subject: The Eulogy
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Jul 08 2003 - 06:18:44 EDT
"The Eulogy"
She married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She
soon married again and had 7 more children. Again, her
husband died.
She remarried and this time had 5 more children, and
again her husband dies.
Alas, a few years later she finally died.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed to the
Lord above, thanking Him for this loving woman who
fulfilled His commandment to "Go forth and multiply."
In his eulogy, the preacher said, "Lord, they're
finally together."
Leaning over to a neighbor, one mourner quietly asked,
"Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?"
The neighbor replied, "I think he means her legs."
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