Subject: Flowers
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Jul 01 2003 - 08:36:32 EDT
"Flowers"
An absent-minded husband thought he had
conquered his problem of trying to remember
his wife's birthday and their anniversary. He
opened an account with a florist, provided that
florist with the dates and instructions to send
flowers to his wife on these dates along with
an appropriate note signed, "Your loving husband."
His wife was thrilled by this new display of attention
and all went well until one day, many bouquets later,
when he came home, kissed his wife and said off-
handledly, "Nice flowers, honey. Where'd you get
them?"
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"Quit Smoking"
Rosey wanted her husband to stop smoking
so she sent him to the doctor. The doctor
gave him a box of these patches and said to
use one a day. He said ok, and
took them home.
When he arrived home, Rosey asked him
what the doctor said. He showed her the
patches and told her that the doctor said
to use one a patch day.
Rosey commenced to sew one patch on
each shirt he had.
The both of them are still trying to figure out
how that's going to help him quit smoking.
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