Subject: Special Toaster
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Jul 01 2003 - 08:35:03 EDT
"Special Toaster"
A woman went into a department store and told the
clerk that she wanted to return a toaster for refund
because it didn't work. The clerk told her that he
couldn't give her a refund because she bought it
on special.
All of a sudden the woman threw her arms up and
yelled, "Grab my Breasts! Grab my breasts!"
The clerk didn't know what to do, so he called the
store manager who asked her if he can help.
She explained that she wanted to return the non-working
toaster for a refund, and he told her that he would
not give her a refund because she bought the toaster
on special.
Once again she yelled, "Grab my breasts! Grab my
breasts!"
The manager was taken aback and asked her why
she was yelling that particular phrase.
She replied, "Because I like my breasts grabbed
when I'm getting screwed!"
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