Subject: Performance
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Jan 19 2003 - 02:37:46 EST
"Performance"
A newly married man was discussing his honeymoon.
He says to his buddy at lunch, "Last night, I rolled
over, tapped my beautiful young wife on the shoulder,
gave her a wink, and we had ourselves a performance!
"Later that night, about 2 o'clock, I rolled over, gave
my sweetie a nudge, and we had ourselves another
performance.
"Well, being so newly married and not yet tired of the
task, I waited quietly in bed while my beauty slept until
I couldn't wait any longer. It was 4 o'clock when I gave
her a little nudge. She opened her blue eyes and
smiled sweetly. We immediately had ourselves a
rehearsal."
"A rehearsal?" his buddy asks, "Don't you mean a
performance?"
"No, because a rehearsal is when nobody comes."
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