Subject: In Praise Of Older Women 13-16
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Feb 27 2003 - 18:49:23 EST
13. An older woman will introduce you to all of
her girlfriends. A younger woman will avoid her
girlfriends when she's with you, in case you get
any ideas...
14. Older women are psychic. You never have to
confess to having an affair, because somehow
they always know.
15. Older women often own an interesting collection
of lingerie that they have acquired from admirers over
the years. Young women often don't wear underwear
at all, thus practically eliminating all possibility of a
strip-tease.
16. An older woman will agree to go to McDonald's
with you for a meal. Younger women are too nervous
to eat anything in front of somebody that they might
possibly boff later.
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