Subject: Nasty Rumors
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Feb 23 2003 - 02:40:17 EST
"No Sweat"
Rumour has it that the propeller on any
light aircraft is only there to keep the
pilot and passengers cool.
What, you don't believe this?
If it stops, watch them start to sweat.
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"Nasty Rumors"
Way down in the deep south, in an area known
as the 'Bible Belt,' there lived a Baptist minister
with a very large congregation. One morning,
after a particularly moving sermon, he announced,
"Friends I have been hearing very nasty rumors!"
The crowd fell into an expectant silence. The
Minister continued, "One of you, here among us,
has been reporting that I am a member of the
dreaded 'Klu Klux Klan.' This, of course, is
not true! I am asking that the guilty party
confess and apologize now - right
here - before my flock of loyal followers."
Sister Margaret quickly stood up and pleaded,
"Preacher, please, I don't know how this all
came to be. I just mentioned to one of my
close friends that you were a wizard under
the sheets."
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