Subject: Rules Of Life 21-30
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Feb 18 2003 - 10:21:33 EST
"Rules Of Life" 21-30
21. When you don't know what you're doing,
do it neatly.
22. The number of people watching you is
directly proportionate to the stupidity of your
action.
23. If somebody says to you "it's not the money,
it's the principle" --
it's the money.
24. No one is interested in your illness, even if it
is unto death.
25. If you can't beat them, join them and then
beat them.
26. A penny saved is ... a penny saved. Think
bigger.
27. Never explain. Explanations only confuse
issues.
28. Good dancers are usually good lovers.
(Hallelujah! - LadyHawke}
29. Petite women cause more trouble than large
women.
30. Opportunity knocks on the most opportune
moment.
31. An easily understood and workable falsehood
is more useful than a complex set of lies.
32. The longer you wait in a line, the more likely it
is to be the wrong line.
33. The person who snores the loudest falls asleep
first.
34. Moderation might be the key to success but
you only know about it when you have been through
excess.
35. The person who buys the most raffle tickets has
the least chance of winning.
36. Bills are never delayed in the post.
37. Never step into anything soft.
38. Everything gets worse under pressure.
39. People who say "I don't play games" usually are
playing one.
40. Nobody looks good in a track suit.
41. Refuse to buy any machine if you don't understand
the instruction manual.
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