Subject: Weighing In
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Aug 26 2003 - 09:03:08 EDT
"Grandpa's Manners"
"Grandpa, I'm really proud of you," said the
modish young lady.
"What's to be proud of?" asked the old man.
The young lady replied, "I noticed that when
you sneeze, you've learned to put your hand
in front of your mouth."
"Of course," explained Grandpa.
"How else can I catch my teeth???"
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"Excellent Diet Advice"
I think i can help you with your diet problem.
You might remember Dr N o"h ..
He once gave my shver o"h a diet and the
instructions consisted of 7 words.
"Eat all you want but don't swallow."
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"Weighing In"
A lady noticed her husband standing on the
bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach.
She commented, "I don't think that's going
to help."
"Sure it will." he said. "It's the only way I can
see the numbers."
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