Subject: The Clever Man
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Aug 26 2003 - 08:57:35 EDT
"The Clever Man"
There were once 3 men who lived in jail. One
was rather stupid, one was a bit more clever,
and one was the most clever. They were all
guilty of their convicted crimes but decided
to escape.
During the escape they had to cross one large
field. The clever man crossed it by crawling
behind a hedgerow, the slightly clever man ran
across, and the stupid man carelessly strode
across the field, whistling ten green bottles
(sitting on a wall), and taking his time.
Now, two lesbians owned this field, and hearing
the whistling, stopped the men. "You have been
trespassing" they both said in unison. "...and for
that you shall be punished." The Lesbians, not
knowing that these men had just escaped from
jail said, "We shall now remove your genitals in
a manner according to your job."
The dumb man, not thinking said, "Oh yes, I'm a
butcher!"-- they sliced his penis off like ham.
The slightly more clever man was about to say
that he was a chemist, but with thought that the
lesbians might be in possession of sulfuric acid
said, "I'm a Lumberjack" - he wanted the pain to
be quick.... and so it was. Just in one single chop.
The lesbians were enjoying this, and with smug
faces turned to the clever man, who said-with an
equally smug face, "Oh me....I test lollipops."
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