Subject: Sunburn
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Aug 21 2003 - 07:12:11 EDT
"Sunburn"
A man was on holiday in the Caribbean and, liking the
warm tropical weather, settled down for a day's
sunbathing. He fell asleep, and after a whole day his
legs became sunburned beyond belief.
He could hardly stand the pain.
He decided to go to the local doctor for treatment.
The doctor looked at his lobster colored legs and shook
his head. "You must realize that this is only a small
village medical facility," he explained.
"I've really got nothing at all to help you. However,
try taking this just before bedtime..." The doctor gave
him one tablet of Viagra.
Puzzled, the man asked, "I've got acute sunburn ...
what's a Viagra tablet going to do?"
"Not a thing for the sunburn," the doctor replied, "but
it will keep the sheets off your legs."
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