Subject: Driver's License
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Aug 19 2003 - 10:25:39 EDT
"Family Notes"
Following an especially angry argument,
Mr. and Mrs. Smith went to bed not speaking
to each other. Needing to arise early the
following morning, Mr. Smith left a note on
his wife's bedside table that said, "Wake me
at six."
An exasperated Mr. Smith awoke at ten the
following morning and rolled stiffly out of bed
to see a note on his bedside table: "It's six,
you bum! Get out of bed!"
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"Driver's License"
A reader swears that this isn't so much a joke
but a true story:
My cousin Joey recently broke his driver's
license in half and was required to go to the
DMV and obtain a new license. After he came
back, his younger sister (age 15!) asked to see
his new license picture. When my cousin
turned over the license to his sister, she took a
brief look at it and exclaimed, "Joey! You're an
organ donor? What organ did you donate?"
My cousin Joey and I laugh all the time at the
thought of the DMV being a sterile place, where
after they take you picture, they cut you open
for your "designated organ."
Can you believe his sister will be driving next
year?
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