Subject: Phases of Breasthood
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Aug 11 2003 - 03:19:36 EDT
"Phases of Breashood"
A young man asks his father, "Dad, how many
kinds of breasts are there?"
The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there
are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a
woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm.
On her thirties to forties, they are like pears,
still nice but hanging a bit. After sixty, they are
like onions."
"Onions?"
"Yes, see them, and they make you cry."
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