Subject: Eternal Truths
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Aug 06 2003 - 12:24:27 EDT
"Eternal Truths"
Remember, once you get over the hill,
you'll begin to pick up speed.
I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I
even put it in the food.
If it weren't for STRESS I'd have no energy
at all.
Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly
distributed.
Everyone has a photographic memory.
Some just don't have any film.
I always know G~d won't give me more than I
can handle but there are times I wish He didn't
trust me quite so much.
Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
If the shoe fits......buy a pair in every color.
Never be too open minded, your brains could fall
out.
Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian
any more than standing in a garage makes you a
car.
If you look like your passport picture, you
probably need the trip.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed
of checks.
Some days are a total waste of makeup.
Men are from earth. Women are from earth.
Deal with it.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Middle age is when broadness of the mind and
narrowness of the waist change places.
Opportunities always look bigger going than
coming.
Junk is something you've kept for years and
throw away three weeks before you need it.
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you
to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
By the time you can make ends meet, they move
the ends.
Learn from the mistakes of others. Trust me...you
can't live long enough to make them all yourself.
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