Subject: The Statue
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Aug 06 2003 - 12:19:09 EDT
"The Statue"
Mrs. Smith was in bed having wild passionate
sex with Mr. Jones, when all of the sudden her
husband came home. Surprised that he was
home so early, she quickly told Mr. Jones to
stand in the corner, then she covered him with
cold cream and patted him down with some talc
she had on her dresser.
Mr. Smith walks in the bedroom and sees his
wife laying naked in bed, appearing to be ready
for a wild night of sex with her husband. After a
long day at work, he is refreshed by this site, so
he disrobes and climbs on for a great ride.
After they finish having sex, he asks her, "Dear,
what is that in the corner?" "Well," starts Mrs.
Smith, "It's a statue! It's the latest fad and Mrs.
Crump down the street has one just like it, so I
wanted one, too!" Mr. Smith seemed satisfied
with this answer so he closes his eyes and
goes to sleep.
He awakens at midnight and goes to the kitchen
where he prepares 2 sandwiches and brings them
back to the bedroom. Upon entering the room, he
walks over to the statue and hands one of the
sandwiches to Mr. Jones. "Here buddy," says
Mr. Smith, "I stood like an idiot at the Crumps the
whole night and nobody offered me so much as
a glass of water!"
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