Subject: Hot Mama
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Aug 04 2003 - 02:41:20 EDT
"I'm Dead"
An older couple is lying in bed one morning, having
just awakened from a good night's sleep. He takes
her hand and she responds, "Don't touch me."
"Why not?" he asks.
She answers back, "Because I'm dead."
The husband says, "What are you talking about?
We're both lying here in bed together and talking
to one another."
She says, "No, I'm definitely dead."
He insists, "You're not dead. What in the world
makes you think you're dead?"
"Because I woke up this morning and nothing hurts."
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"Hot Mama"
A doctor gave a 92-year old man a physical exam.
A few days later the doctor noticed the man walking
down the street with his arm around a gorgeous
young woman and he was grinning from ear to ear.
The next time he encountered the man, the doctor
said, "You are really doing great, aren't you?"
"Just doing what you said, Doc," the man agreed.
"You said, 'Get a hot mama and be cheerful!'"
"I didn't say that," replied the doctor. "I said, you
got a heart murmur, and be careful."
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