Subject: Hurricane Helga
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Aug 04 2003 - 02:40:37 EDT
"Hurricane Helga"
A few months ago when he was in Florida,
Ray walked into a house of ill repute near the
Inlet Lounge and said, "I have been out at sea
for days, I want the wildest craziest whore
you've got!" The madam said, "That would be
Hurricane Helga up in 4B."
So Ray goes up and knocks on 4B. The door
suddenly opens and he is yanked inside. The
lady in the room starts screaming at the top of
her lungs in his ear, "WHAT YOU HEAR IS THE
WIND OF HURRICANE HELGA!"
She then grabs the fisherman and throws him on
the bed, strips off her clothes, jumps naked up on
the bed straddling him and begins to jump up and
down. "WHAT YOU FEEL IS HURRICANE HELGA
SHAKING THE GROUND BENEATH YOU!"
Then she sits on his chest and starts whipping him
in the face with her huge breasts back and forth,
over and over. "WHAT YOU FEEL IS THE FORCE
OF HURRICANE HELGA KNOCKING THE
COCONUTS OUT OF THE TREES!"
Ray bolts right out of bed for the door. Hurricane
Helga says, "Where are you going, Sweety?"
"Hey," says Ray, "There's no way that I can perform
in this kind of weather!"
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