Subject: Recognition
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Aug 02 2003 - 02:49:51 EDT
"May Day! May Day!"
Cessna: "Newark tower, Cessna 12345,
student pilot, I am out of fuel."
Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce
airspeed to best glide!! Do you have the
Newark airfield in sight?!?!!"
Cessna: "Uh, um...tower, I am parked on
the south ramp. I just want to know where
the fuel truck is."
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"Recognition"
Moses and his flock arrive at the sea, with the Egyptians
in hot pursuit.
Moses calls a staff meeting.
Moses: Well, how are we going to get across the sea?
We need a fast solution. The Egyptians are close behind
us.
The General of the Armies: Normally, I'd recommend that
we build a pontoon bridge to carry us across. But there's
not enough time - the Egyptians are too close.
The Admiral of the Navy: Normally, I'd recommend that we
build barges to carry us across. But time is too short.
Moses: Does anyone have a solution?
Just then, his Public Relations man raises his hand.
Moses: You! You have a solution?
The PR Man: No, but I can promise you this: If you can
find a way out of this one, I can get you two or three
pages in the Old Testament.
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