Subject: Nudist Colony
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Aug 02 2003 - 02:49:09 EDT
"Nudist Colony"
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives
a letter from his mother asking him to send her
a current photo of himself in his new location.
Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives
in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half and
sends her the top part.
Later he receives another letter asking him to
send a picture to his grandmother. The man
cuts another picture in half, but accidentally
sends the bottom half of the photo.
He is really worried when he realizes that he
sent the wrong half, but then remembers how
bad his grandmother's eyesight is, and hopes
she won't notice.
A few weeks later he receives a letter from his
grandmother.
It says..... "Thank you for the picture. You should
change your hair style....it makes your nose look
too short!"
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