Subject: Life's A Test
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Apr 25 2003 - 09:02:09 EDT
"Life's A Test"
At age 4, success is... not peeing in your pants.
At age 12, success is... having friends.
At age 16, success is... having a driver's license.
At age 20, success is... having sex.
At age 35, success is... having money.
At age 50, success is... having money.
At age 60, success is... having sex.
At age 70, success is... having a driver's license.
At age 75, success is... having friends.
At age 80, success is... not peeing in your pants.
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"You Know You're Getting Older When..."
The first page you look at in the newspaper is
the obituaries.
You keep wondering why :
1. No one takes your advice
2. Everyone is doing whatever they're doing the
wrong way
3. People either fall asleep or change the subject
when you're talking about the "good old days."
4. People roll their eyes whenever you start a
conversation with "When l was your age...."
5. The only coupons you save are for antacids and
Metamucil.
6. You need glasses.... to find your teeth.
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