Subject: Management Study
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Apr 24 2003 - 05:59:28 EDT
"Management"
Linda and Marion were comparing notes
on the difficulties of running a small business.
"I started a new practice last year," Linda said.
"I insist that each of my employees take at least
a week off every three months." "Why in the
world would you do that?" Marion asked. "It's
the best way I know of to learn which ones I
can do without," Linda said.
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"Management Study"
After a two year long study, the National Science
Foundation announce the following results on
corporate America's recreational preferences.
1. The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated
people is: Basketball
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level
employees is: Bowling
3. The sport of choice for front line workers is:
Football
4. The sport of choice for supervisors is:
Baseball
5. The sport of choice for middle management is:
Tennis
6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is:
Golf
Conclusion: The higher you are in the corporate
structure, the smaller your balls become.
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