Subject: Signs Your Life Has Been Too Computerized
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Apr 21 2003 - 02:31:46 EDT
"Signs Your Life Has Been Too Computerized"
1. Your reason for not staying in touch with family
is that they do not have email addresses.
2. If you can't order it by midnight and have it
delivered by noon the next day, it is just too slow.
3. Your Stockbroker's name ends in ".com"
4. A Blind date means chatting online with
someone you haven't met before.
5. Keeping up with sports means having your
favorite sports teams as Bookmarks
6. Most of your books are bought online. "Real
world" bookstores are now prized as your
favorite cafe to hang out, work and meet people
of the opposite sex.
7. Your food in the refrigerator has been there
so long some, that you have received a grant
from the National Institute for Health to do germ
research.
8. You lecture the neighborhood kids selling
lemonade on ways to improve their efficiency.
9. You get all excited when it's Saturday and
you can wear sweats to work.
10. You find you really need Power Point to
explain what kind of work you do.
11. You normally eat out of vending machines
and at the most expensive restaurant in town
within the same week.
12. You apologize to your friends who didn't get
holiday cards from you. "Sorry, I only sent "email
cards" this year, you just didn't make the cut"
13. You think a "half-day" means leaving at 5
o'clock.
14. You get most of your jokes via email instead
of in person.
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