Subject: Losing One's Marbles
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Apr 19 2003 - 02:41:11 EDT
"Losing One's Marbles"
Little Johnny and Suzy have almost nothing to do
one day while in the house playing. All of a sudden,
Johnny gets this great idea. "Let's take turns sliding
down the banister rail!" he suggests.
"Oh no," answers Suzy, "That's way too scary."
"No, it's not," says Johnny, "it'll be fun!" And he
proceeds to the top of the stairs.
The banister rail is long and very smooth with a
beautiful big marble ball at its base. Johnny
climbs on and down he goes, squealing with
excitement as he goes. He jumps off just before
he gets to the marble ball at the bottom.
"That was great," he says. "Come on, you try now."
Suzy still isn't quite sure that this is such a good
idea. "No," she says, "It looks too scary."
"No, it's not," said Johnny, and away he goes again
to the top of the stairs. He climbs on and down he
goes again, having just as much fun as he did the
first time. He jumps off just before the marble ball
at the bottom. "You gotta try this, it's the best!"
urges Johnny.
Well, little Suzy isn't one to stay scared for very
long and this really does look like fun, so she agrees.
To the top of the stairs she goes. She straddles the
banister rail, and slowly lets go with her hands.
Down she goes, a lot faster than she expected.
WHAM! Right into the marble ball at the bottom.
Little Suzy starts to cry and almost falls off the
banister rail.
When Johnny sees her so upset, crying ever
harder and holding her groin where she collided
with the marble ball, he gets a little scared that
maybe she has really hurt herself.
"Maybe you'd better let me see," suggests Little
Johnny. So Suzy lifts her little dress and pulls
down her panties.
Little Johnny's face goes pale white.
"OH, NO!" he shouts. "THIS IS HORRIBLE!
YOU KNOCKED IT RIGHT OFF!!"
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