Subject: A Headache Cure
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Apr 16 2003 - 18:55:49 EDT
"A Headache Cure"
A man comes to the doctor with a long history of
migraine headaches. When the doctor does his
history and physical, he discovers that his poor
patient has had practically every therapy known
to man for his migraines and STILL no improvement.
"Listen", says the doc "I have migraines, too.., and
the advice I'm going to give you isn't really anything
I learned in medical school, but it's advice that I've
gotten from my own experience. When I have a
migraine, I go home, get in a nice hot bathtub, and
soak for a while. Then I have my wife sponge me
off with the hottest water I can stand...especially
around the forehead. This helps a little. Then I get
out of the tub, take her into the bedroom and, even
if my head is killing me, I force myself to have sex...
and almost always the headache is immediately
gone. Give it a try, and come back and see me in
six weeks."
Six weeks later, the patient returns with a big grin.
"Doc! I took your advice and it works! it REALLY
WORKS! I've had migraines for 17 years and this
is the FIRST time anyone has ever helped me!"
"Well", says the physician, "I'm glad I could help."
"By the way, Doc," the patient adds, "You have
a really nice house."
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