Subject: Who's the Boss?
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Apr 16 2003 - 18:55:17 EDT
"Who's the Boss?"
A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land,
needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to
every house in his town.
To the houses where the man is the boss, he
gave a horse. To the houses where the woman
is the boss, a chicken was given.
He got toward the end of the street and saw a
couple outside gardening. "Who's the boss
around here?" he asked. "I am." said the man.
"I have a black horse and a brown horse," the
farmer said, "which one would you like?"
The man thought for a minute and said, "The
black one."
"No, no, no, get the brown one." the man's wife
said.
"Here's your chicken." said the farmer.
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"The Vacuum Salesman"
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the
first house in his new territory He knocks, a
real mean and tough looking lady opens the door,
and before she has a chance to say anything, he
runs inside and dumps cow patties all over the
carpet.
He says, "Lady, if this vacuum cleaner don't do
wonders cleaning up that horse manure, I'll eat
every chunk of it."
She calmly observes the mess on the carpet,
then turns to him with a smirk and says, "You
want ketchup on that?"
The surprised salesman says, "Why do you ask?"
She says, "We just moved in and we haven't got
the electricity turned on yet."
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