Subject: Going Down
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Apr 13 2003 - 02:37:42 EDT
"Going Down"
As the storm raged, the captain realized his
ship was sinking fast. He called out, "Anyone
here know how to pray?"
One man stepped forward. "Aye, Captain,
I know how to pray."
"Good," said the captain, "you pray while the
rest of us put on our life jackets - we're one
short."
********************
"Ashes to ...."
A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time and
she shows him into the living room. She excuses
herself to go to the kitchen to make them a few
drinks. As he's standing there alone, he notices
a cute little vase on the mantel.
He picks it up and as he's looking at it, she walks
back in. He says, "What's this?"
She says, "Oh, my father's ashes are in there."
He turns beat red in horror and goes, "Geez, oh,
er...I..."
She says, "Yeah, he's too lazy to go to the kitchen
to get an ashtray."
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