Subject: Problems Getting Married
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Apr 02 2003 - 12:24:01 EST
"Problems Getting Married"
One Sunday morning William burst into the
living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have
some great news for you! I am getting
married to the most beautiful girl in town.
She lives a block away and her name is Susan."
After dinner, William's dad took him aside. "Son,
I have to talk with you. Your mother and I have
been married 30 years.. She's a wonderful wife
but she has never offered much excitement in
the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women
a lot. Susan is actually your half-sister, and I'm
afraid you can't marry her."
William was heart-broken. After eight months he
eventually started dating girls again. A year later
he came home and very proudly announced,
"Dianne said yes! We're getting married in June."
Again his father insisted on another private
conversation and broke the sad news. "Dianne
is your half-sister, too, William. I'm awfully sorry
about this."
William was furious! He finally decided to go to
his mother with the news.
"Dad has done so much harm.. I guess I'm never
going to get married," he complained. "Every time
I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half-sister."
His mother just shook her head. "Don't pay any
attention to what he says, dear. He's not really
your father!"
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