Subject: Dress~Up
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Apr 02 2003 - 06:39:47 EST
"Dress~Up"
A little girl was watching her parents dress
for a party. When she saw her dad donning
his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you
shouldn't wear that suit."
"And why not, darling?"
"You know that it always gives you a headache
next morning."
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"Elderly"
While working for an organization that delivers
lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my
four-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds.
She was unfailingly intrigued by the various
appliances of old age, particularly the canes,
walkers and wheelchairs. One day I found her
staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass.
As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of
questions, she merely turned and whispered,
"The tooth fairy will never believe this!"
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