Subject: Learning To Drive
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Oct 27 2002 - 02:25:55 EST
"Learning To Drive"
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He
asked his father, who was a minister, if they could
discuss his use of the car. His father said to him,
"I'll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up,
study your bible a little, and get your hair cut, then
we will talk about it."
A month later the boy came back and again asked
his father if they could discuss his use of the car.
His father said, "Son, I'm real proud of you. You
have brought your grades up, you've studied your
bible diligently, but you didn't get hair cut!"
The young man waited a moment and replied, "You
know dad, I've been thinking about that. You know
Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah
had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair."
His father replied, "Yes son, and they walked everywhere
they went!"
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"He Who Is Without Sin"
Jesus saw a crowd chasing down a woman
to stone her and approached them. "What's
going on here, anyway?" he asked.
"This woman was found committing adultery,
and the law says we should stone her!" one
of the crowd responded.
"Wait," yelled Jesus. "Let he who is without
sin cast the first stone."
Suddenly, a stone was thrown from out of the
sky, and knocked the woman on the side of her
head.
"Aw, c'mon, Dad..." Jesus cried, "I'm trying to
make a point here!"
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