Subject: What I Meant To Say....
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Oct 26 2002 - 08:27:28 EDT
"What I Meant To Say...."
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for
Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices
immediately that the guy next to him has a black
eye, too. He says to him, "Hey this is a coincidence,
we both have black eyes; mind if I ask how you got
yours?"
The other guy says, "Well, it just happened. It was
a tongue twister accident. See, I was at the ticket
counter and this gorgeous blonde with the most
awesome breasts in the world was there. So,
instead of saying, I'd like two tickets to Pittsburgh,'
I accidentally said, 'I'd like two pickets to Tittsburgh'
........... So she socked me a good one."
The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable.
Mine was a tongue twister, too. I was at the breakfast
table this morning and I wanted to say to my wife,
'Please pour me a bowl of Frosties, honey.'
But I accidentally said, 'You ruined my life you evil,
self-centered, fat-assed, miserable bitch!'
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